Local Woman Fully Aware Boyfriend Is Trying To Provoke Her Still Takes The Bait Anyway

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A local woman has today once again been successfully ragebaited by her boyfriend, despite knowing full well that this was, in fact, his goal all along.

While some people express love through quality time or words of affirmation, local Leah Drummoyne, 33, says she is increasingly confident that her boyfriend Adrian’s primary love language is 'pissing her off on purpose.'

After dating for several months, which was more than enough time for Adrian to carefully study and memorise every single one of her pressure points, Leah claims the rage baiting has now escalated into a near nightly ritual. 

What once began as the occasional harmless comment has since evolved into a calculated routine, with Adrian appearing to grow more emboldened, and frankly more delighted, the angrier Leah becomes.

Despite acknowledging that she could end this ongoing war by simply refusing to react, Leah admits she is tragically incapable of biting her tongue when Adrian knowingly pushes her buttons.

“Honestly, he’s such a fuckhead. Nothing makes him happier than pissing me off”,, says Leah, looking both angry and slightly amused, “and it gets worse if he hasn’t seen me for a few days.”

“It’s like it all banks up.”

Leah says one of Adrian’s favourite things to do lately is to let out an massively obnoxious fart the the second they get into bed, which is especially heinous given his high protein diet.

“It’s like dating a badly behaved child…wait ew, that sounds bad.”

“...you know what I mean.”

More to come.