Local Woman Feeling Antsy After Sushi Train Does Three Rounds Without A Single Chicken Avo In Sight

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact

A woman with the palate of a child was on tenterhooks this lunchtime, as the sushi train conveyor belt made multiple rounds without a single chicken avo in sight.

Craning her neck as she kept an eye out for the telltale flash of green, Ashley Bard, 28, felt herself growing more and more agitated as plates of salmon, prawn and spring rolls circled underneath her nose, leaving her looking desperate and crazy eyed as she stared down the chefs.

To make matters worse, Ashley's constant simmering paranoia had her convinced the chefs were judging her for being such a basic bitch - and worse, that they were deliberately withholding her beloved beige-roll order.

“They know I want the chicken avocado, they’re doing this on purpose,” hissed the sinister voice in her head.

“Not even a pork gyoza in sight either!"

Though Ashley could easily put her hand up and ask for a chicken avocado roll to be made fresh, she refused to relinquish her dignity by being that white girl - the one who interrupts the flow of the sushi train to request the most childish dish on the menu.

It can be reported that a chicken avocado did finally appear on the conveyer belt, and that Ashley took her time gingerly picking it up whilst trying her best to look nonchalant.

More to come.