Local Woman Enter's One Night Stand's Bathroom And Suddenly Realises Why She Found Him So Attractive Last Night

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact

A woman who was left puzzling over her taste in one night stands has reportedly cracked the case this morning, after uncovering a crucial clue during an after grog bog in the stranger’s bathroom.

Waking up in an unfamiliar bedroom, 28-year-old Shayla Fitzgibbon tells our reporter that she’d been hit with an immediate surge of regret upon catching sight of the man she’d brought home - a man who, to put it kindly, did not align with her usual romantic standards.

Watching in horror as he snored with mouth completely agape, Shayla says she quickly began mentally backtracking her night's activities, trying to work out how on earth this managed to happen.

“I honestly thought maybe I’d hallucinated half the night,” said Shayla, “I was trying to piece it together, like… did he trick me? Did someone dare me?

Shayla says she was moments away from panicking when she wandered into his bathroom.

 It was there, perched beside the sink, that she found the answer to all her questions: a half empty bottle of Joop cologne.

"I must have gotten a whiff and just had a surge heat rush to my genitals” laughs Shayla, “it all makes sense now!"

"Name a sexier smell - I bet you can't!"

More to come.