Local Grot Convinces Boyfriend To Get On The Roids So She Finally Has Some Pimples To Pop

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact

A local woman has been forced to compromise her boyfriend’s health to satiate her addiction, after pairing up with a bloke who is unfortunately blemish free.

Having previously dated a man with a ‘back full of squeezies’ as she calls it, Constance Hansley [29] now finds herself desperate for a release to the point where her fingers have starting pinching together in her sleep.

Which is a shame, considering Jason is pretty much perfect on all other fronts.

But luckily, there is a somewhat twisted solution that will ensure Constance can get her fix without cheating on Jason and finding another man to pop – by simply manipulating him into taking some steroids in the hopes he gets one of the most common side effects.

Big puss filled back pimples!

“Babe seriously, I won’t judge you if you want to take roids”, she said assuringly, “you work so hard at the gym but I don’t think you’re going to get the results you want without them.”

“In fact… I think your arms are getting smaller.”

“I know, I know, I REALLY didn’t want to tell you babe.”

“But I thought you needed to know.”

More to come.