Local Woman All For Body Positivity Except When Talking To Her Fat Arse Cat

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact

A local woman’s body positivity is only reserved for humans it seems, as it’s discovered she has quite a few colourful insults for her plus size cat Martin, who to be fair, is quite a chonky boy.

As someone who’s always quick to tell friends they look beautiful just as they are, Anita Healey, 28, doesn’t seem to have the same kind words reserved for her British Shorthair, who’s either being told he’s the cutest boy in the world or being viciously insulted.

But Anita says she bears no guilt for her harsh words, insisting every cat owner is in a toxic relationship with their cat, and the little shit deserves it.

Plus, he doesn’t understand what she’s saying anyway – though one could argue that he understands her tone.

“Fat shit. Fat arse. Fatty boomba. Those are some of my favourites”, reveals Anita.

“And a simple ‘Fatty’ also does the trick.”

This kind of relationship is said to be quite common with cat owners, who are simply trying to even the playing field after their cat bites them for no reason.

“He definitely deserves it.”

More to come.