Local Toddler Stubbornly Refuses To Acknowledge Daylight Savings Changes

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A young man from Geelong has today entered the 4th day of his war on Daylight spendings.

13 month old Alby (Albert) Herring has fired another shot across the bow by deciding to wake his entire household up at 5:15 am this morning.

Babbling to The Advocate this morning, young Alby explained that he's had it up to hear with this bullshit about the clocks changing - and he doesn't care if people don't like that he's moved his wake up 1 hr earlier.

"My clock hasn't changed, I don't care what my parents think about the one on the wall."

The normal early riser says he's continuing to keep up his good habits, after committing to entrepreneurial CEO hours this week.

"Yeah, sleep ins are for losers," said Alby, who after playing in his cot for 10 minutes decided it was time for someone to get up and entertain him.

"I don't care if it's still dark, my body is telling me it's time to get up and at them."

"I hate these daylight spendings, and I'm committed to waging war on it until daylight savings comes back," babbled the fired up young man.

The parents of young Alby nodded along at the comments, saying they are very grateful for the new regime.

"Yep, it's awesome," sighed his mum.

"Loving it."