Local Stud Sweeps Crush Off Her Feet By Demonstrating Elite Geoguesser Abilities

Local Stud Sweeps Crush Off Her Feet By Demonstrating Elite Geoguesser Abilities

MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT

Local heartthrob Finn Young (25) has officially redefined the boundaries of romance by sweeping his crush off her feet through an impromptu display of elite Geo-guessr abilities.

It all started on Monday afternoon at Finn’s local cafe where the young bachelor was playing his favourite game on his laptop. Geo-guesser is a web based game where the player is randomly dropped somewhere on google street view and has to figure out where in the world they are. Geo-guesser is huge with womanizer’s across the country.

Mid-way through his public geo-guesser session Finn was jolted out of his geographic focus by none other than his crush.

“It was perfect timing really, what can I say” Finn said smugly.

Finn’s crush, Bella, says she couldn’t ignore the fact that this Finn guy she thought was a total loser, is actually a geo-guesser stud.

“South West France, 22km off.” Finn said under his breath as he glided his way towards a near perfect score, while barely paying attention to his crush.

“Taipei, bang on.”

“Montevideo Uruguay, 10km off.”

Despite Finn barely acknowledging her, Bella pulled up a chair and watched Finn do his thing in complete awe of his abilities.

“It was captivating..” Bella recounted.

“His geographic intelligence is just so strong.. I was speechless.”

Finn says he’s not surprised at all that being able to identify his location in the world on a web-based computer game did such a good job at impressing the girl of his dreams.

Great! You’ve successfully signed up.

Welcome back! You've successfully signed in.

You've successfully subscribed to The Betoota Advocate.

Success! Check your email for magic link to sign-in.

Success! Your billing info has been updated.

Your billing was not updated.