Local Oddball Decides To Lay Cable In The Middle Cubicle Of An Empty Bathroom

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A somewhat peculiar cubicle man has today lived up to his reputation.

Andre Hilston (31) of our town's Flight Path District did so a short time ago, after being spotted going into an empty middle cubicle at his workplace - despite the entire row of 3 being free.

"What the fuck," sighed a confused and disoriented colleague of Hilston's who awkwardly accidentally followed him into the toilets.

"I was on autopilot and then I released I was tailgating him into the toilets."

"Anyway, enough about me, I hear the second door close in front of me, I open it, poke my head in..."

"And he's gone straight into the middle cubicle."

"Not left, not right, straight down the middle in an empty toilet."

"It left me stuck in my tracks."

"What the fuck."

Hilston's colleague said he hates knowing who's bowel movements he can hear, but it's way more disconcerting to have that person within a couple of school rulers of you.

"Yeah, I had to turn tail and get the fuck out of there," sighed the colleague whose body had unfortunately already started the process of bowel emptying.

"And then hold tight for like 10 minutes."

"It was hard."

"I wish the last 30 minutes of my life never happened."

"Can you leave me alone now please."

Our reporter nodded.