Local Man Circles Friday 19th Of December As Perfect Afternoon To Go Nuclear

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT

A very proactive pisshead is getting on the front foot today as he starts to map out the final weeks of 2025.

Despite going a whole year without ever using a diary or putting the dates of important family events into his iPhone calendar, Brad Carmody (28) is today believed to have marked up the 19th of December as a must not forget date.

A city worker, who’s had an absolute gutful of a year, Brad has today clocked that Friday the 19th of December will be a prime date to wrangle as many of his mates as possible, strap himself to a keg of 5.7% ABV XPAs and launch himself into the stratosphere.

“Fck that’s a good Friday aye!” remarked Brad, as he jammed the date into his phone calendar.

“It’ll be the last working Friday of the year, which gives me a whole weekend to recover, plus three extra days on the couch watching Mum prepare the Christmas dinner.”

Given Brad is one of the many white collar excel punching professionals who won’t need to read, write or send an email for another three weeks, it’s believed he plans to get “pushed home in a shopping trolley” level inebriated.

“That will be one of the all time Fridays, I can see myself getting so buckled I forget where I live.”

“In fact, given Mum says the grandparents aren’t going to arrive until Chrissy eve, we could even be in bender territory here.”

Many more pints to come.