Local Man Caught In The Cruel Cycle Of Being Stressed Because He Can’t Get A Leg Over But Not Being Able To Get It Up Because He’s Stressed

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact

A Sydney bloke who’s been struggling with some stress-induced performance issues has found a solution after spotting a cheeky billboard from the men’s health clinic ‘Mosh’, which promised to help him ‘get it up faster than the fish markets.’

Speaking candidly to our reporter, Adam Debonati, 33, says his work stress unfortunately  had a ripple effect on his performance in the bedroom, resulting in him being unable to de-stress… the old fashioned way.

Trying everything other than actually seeing a doctor, Adam admits that physically walking into a clinic would have ‘made it a bit too real.”

“Yeah I tried exercising more, meditating…yelling at it.”

“Nothing worked.”

Adam’s partner, Misha, confirms that their evenings had gotten a little awkward, as sometimes Adam tried so hard to crack a stiffy, he accidentally popped a brain vessel.

“I told him he needs to relax but he’d just try to concentrate really hard until he was red in the face”, says Misha.

“I had to tell him to stop before he shit himself.”

“We managed to get to half mast through sheer will, but that was about it.”

Luckily, after spotting the billboard,  Adam decided to rip off the bandaid and have prescription medication delivered straight to his door.

And as legend says, it was all uphill from there.”

“Yeah it’s good gear haha, I think Misha’s pretty pleased.”

“Was able to do some moshing, if you know what I mean.”

More to come.