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A bloke who is constantly baffled by girlfriend’s dish stacking skills is wondering if it might be time to have a serious talk, having stumbled across an arrangement that was so nonsensical, he’s now beginning to wonder if it’s on purpose.
Opening up a dishwasher to see glasses turned upwards, bowls facing away from the stream of water and steak knives facing with the blade up, Ben Child, 28, was left genuinely wondering what his girlfriend’s thought process could be.
“Jesus Christ, it’s actually quite impressive how bad it is”, Ben explains, showing our reporter an image of dishes that appear to have been stacked by a toddler.
“She’s somehow made the worst possible decision for every one of them.”
More to come.