Local Bloke In Heaven As Football Set To Perfectly Kick Off As The Footy Finishes

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT

A local fan of blokes running around a ball of various shapes and sizes, is today giving his girlfriend the lay of the land, AGAIN.

Max Hope from Betoota Heights was forced to do so this afternoon, while explaining why they needed to be home from their date tomorrow at 9:15, at the latest.

“No the footy is on at 7:30, the FOOTBALLLLLL is on at 9:30,” he laughed.

“The English Premier League babe.”

“We can miss the footy, that’s chill, but I would like to watch the first early Saturday night game.”

“They only have em for like a month, and it’s absolutely glorious.”

“Watching the ground bathed in English sun, with hopes of glory yet to be diminished for anyone.”

“And Stan’s got the rights now, so we’re saving on a subscription.”

With his girlfriend a Betoota Heights Dockettes Football Club diehard, the case was reportedly an easy one.

“Oh yeah sweet, that will be cute, let’s do that,” she said.

“As long as I can get some treaties to watch with it.”

More to come.