Local Bloke Feels Like He’s Discovered A Cheat Code After Going To A German Club For The First Time

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact

A local bloke has found himself asking why the fuck he’d never heard of a German Club before, after having a chicken schnitzel the size of a chihuahua for dinner last night for just $28, in Betoota Ponds.

Speaking to The Advocate, Nick Brown, 29, says he feels like he’s stumbled upon some kind of cheat code to the cost of living crisis, by finally finding a restaurant that does ridiculous portion sizes – and there’s no way he can ever go back to a regular pub schnitty ever again.

“Why didn’t anyone tell me this was a thing?”, asks Nick, while showing our reporter several photos he took of his dinner last night, “look how fucking big it is.”

“How many chooks did they smash together to create that?”

Ryan says it reminds him of the time he discovered how cheap drinking beers at the RSL was.

“Honestly, my mind’s blown. I’m coming here all the time.”

“Why’s everyone been keeping this a secret?”

More to come.