Local Bachelor Keeps Cutlery To A Minimum So The Sheilas Don’t Get Too Comfortable

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact

A local bachelor has this week revealed some of the little tips and tricks he uses to remind women he’s not about to settle down soon, including making sure all his kitchen utensils are either disposable or usable by only one person.

Revealing an apartment adorned in millennial man grey with furniture clearly picked up from the side of the road, Adrian Winning, 30, says he’s made to avoid even the smallest speck of warmth and colour to ensure those ‘sheilas don’t get any ideas.’

This includes making sure to buy a cutlery tray, which contains just one large spoon, one small spoon and one butter knife – though he does have a six piece Japanese knife set he paid $600 for.

As for plates, Adrian sheepishly admits he’s still making his way through the 100 pack of disposables he picked up from Kmart for a house party year.

However, it’s his shower that’s truly the goldmine.

“I thought about keeping a five in one shampoo body wash in the shower, but even that suggests I’m a project that can be fixed”, explains Adrian, showing our reporter a shower stall containing an old tub of gumption, a razor and slighted dented shampoo bottle, “which is why I keep an old Olaplex bottle from my ex instead.”

“Purple shampoo of course”, he grins, pointing to his dark brown hair.

“It’s all about the finer details, you see.”

More to come.