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It can now be confirmed: the little shit wreaking havoc at the birthday party was, in fact, an uninvited younger sibling.
A local mum, Allie Fields, confirmed this weekend that the chaos that engulfed her daughter’s eighth birthday party was caused by the younger brother of one of the invited guests.
Having meticulously planned the princess-themed party and sent out her invites weeks in advance, Allie was shocked to open the door and find not just the invited eight-year-old, but also a four-year-old in tow—quickly ushered inside by their own mum.
Before Allie could even react, she realized that this uninvited sibling was now entirely her responsibility.
“It all happened so fast,” she said. “The invite was for Lisa, but then Jack appeared."
“All this was meant to be a princess party, for God’s sake. What is a four-year-old boy supposed to do at a princess party?”
Allie says the mother promptly walked away, leaving her to figure out how to entertain a hyperactive four-year-old, one who, Allie suspects, has some undiagnosed ADHD.
“The majority of the party was spent chasing Jack around, stopping him from ruining the games, and cleaning up the destruction he left behind,” she said.
“Yeah, great. Lisa’s mum gets a whole day off with her kids, and I’m stuck babysitting some random child I’ve never met.”
More to come.