Liberals Yet To Realise That Australians Need To Have A Fucking Home Before Power Bills Become A Concern

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With the Albanese Labor Government holding more than double the amount of seats of their embattled Opposition, the general consensus amongst Australian voters is that the Liberal Party will sooner destroy themselves before they win another election.

With at least four factions within the Liberals now vying for the role of leader, and the party's first female leader under attack from all of them - as well as all three factions of their rural Coalition partners from the National Party, it seems that the Oppositions internal fighting is making more headlines than the actual government.

With gender quotas now off the table, and the Liberal Party leadership looking increasingly likely to walk away from their commitment to Net Zero Carbon Emissions by 2050, it's now clear that the sun will burn out before the Coaltion wins back their once safest blue-ribbon seats.

The traditional metropolitan Liberal voter now has options. And there's nobody left in their old party who looks anything like Peter Costello.

With 11 teal Independents now cemented in Parliament, and the Coalition policymaking and pre-selection process being solely dictated by a branch membership base of 80-year-old suburban millionaires whose brains are fucked from Sky News - the party has had to find a way to pitch to both brain rot boomers and scarily and the multicultural working class.

And under the pragmatic leadership of Sussan Ley, that's just what they've done.

The Liberals may have unearthed their secret weapon that will carry them to a glorious election victory in 2028. It's the perfect combination of anti-science culture wars and economic distress. Power prices.

Soaring electricity prices remain Labor’s biggest political liability following the Albanese government’s move to extend the $300 annual rebates in the pre-election Budget until the end of 2025.

And the Liberal can see an achilles heel. Australians hate power prices going up.

It's not yet clear if they hate power prices going up as much as they hate the intermittent bushfires and floods that have forced Labor into a costly renewables transition.

Or, if they even notice that power prices are going up because small businesses and residential housing has already been strangled by the all-consuming and existential property ponzi scheme that has been geared against the average voter for thirty years by successive Liberal Governments whose only response is for working people to drain their superannuation into a bank deposit that will handcuff them into funding the nest eggs of the same wealth-hoarding slumlords that the Coalition are convinced make up the vast majority of voters.