Liberals Shift Back Towards The Centre As Taylor Bravely Abandons Party's Key Witch-Ducking Policy

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TOUGH CALL BUT THE RIGHT ONE: With a shadow cabinet reshuffle yet to take place, Australians wait with baited breath to see what a 'new and improved' Liberal Party will look like, and whether the new leaders have what it takes to rein in the unhinged Sky News faction that have been dragging them towards the fringes with One Nation.

However, it's not just policy direction or policymaking that will define the next term of Parliament for the Federal Opposition, it's also become clear that policy abandonment must also be considered.

This comes as the Coalition braces for the publication of a no-doubt humiliating review into their dismal 2025 federal election performance.

So far, the publishing of the post-election post-mortem has been delayed due to 'defamation' concerns, that's how incompetent certain members of the Opposition have been portrayed - by the senior figures of the Liberal Party who were tasked with identifying how the fuck Labor won 94 seats.

With Angus Taylor and Jane Hume taking over as leaders, at the urging of the right-wing factions who thought Ley was an incompetent diversity hire, it's now time for the party to confront some hard truths.

Namely, that Australian voters weren't buying what they were selling last election, and it is not simply a matter of the voters being wrong and everyone who watches Sky News After Dark being right.

This also means ditching any policies that gives Modern Australia the ick.

While he still remains torn on whether to remain committed to the party's controversial 'electroshock conversion therapy for homosexuals' - Taylor has made one bold move today that may shift the party back to the centre.

"No more witch-ducking" he said.

"No more drownings. No more burning them in a giant pile of hay to prevent their souls from escaping"

"Sure it made sense in the 18th century as a way to punish and publicly humiliate disorderly women and those who had strayed from God's light"

"But we need to accept that Australia has changed. This might not be popular with the base, but so be it, we either change with Australia or we'll be the ones drowning, while strapped to a chair in front of a hysterical mob"