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Liberal Party Insiders Have Leaked The Entire 2025 Election Review To The Betoota Advocate - READ HERE!
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The Liberal Party federal executive last week decided not to publicly release the report authored by former Liberal MPs Nick Minchin and Pru Goward, but The Betoota Advocate believes we may have received a leaked copy of these sacred texts.
With only 28 seats left in Federal Parliament, the party was brave to outline their systemic failings, and The Betoota Advocate is clearly very cowardly to leak this document that they tried to hide from the public - but we are journalists after all.
While the document featured multiple redactions, this esteemed outback news organ has done our best to fill the gaps using our imagination. Please do not assume that every single thing you read beyond this paywall came directly from Nick Minchin and Pru Goward - but yeah, most of it was implied.
This report features 11 brutal recommendations, where the Liberal Party's fatal self-harm is detailed thoroughly.
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