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North-West NSW Farmers Say They Just Want A Bit Of Recognition For Their Sacrifices
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“Get Your Jab Today” Say Politicians Who Are Fully Aware It’s Never Been That Fucken Easy
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The nation’s politicians have ushered in a brand new week in trademark style today. With
Scotty’s Social Circle Implodes As Elite Pedophile Cult Theories Start Looking Fairly Credible
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing is reportedly loving this never-ending Sydney lockdown, because it gives
“Dumb Redneck Queenslanders” Somehow Crush Outbreak In 7 Days
ERROL PARKER | Editor–At-Large | CONTACT The self-indulgent, sanctimonious people of our fine state’s southeast corner have somehow
“$300 Won’t Work” Says Party That Convinced A Generation To Have Too Many Kids With Baby Bonus
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The political party that spent 10 years paying an entire generation of parents a cash bonus
Catholic Theatre Kid Takes Daily Mass Reading As An Opportunity To Flex Acting Range
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT Much like the majority of suppressed thespians, local Catholic schoolboy Terrin Williams (12) has dreams of
Melbourne Unfortunately Learning The Hard Way About The Importance Of Taking Lockdown Serious
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Like many people in Melbourne, Victorian Premier Daniel Andrews is unfortunately learning the hard way that
Local Bloke Somehow Still Remembers A Few Lines Of Code From His Myspace Days
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT A local bloke has today surprised himself by remembering a few lines of code from his
Lockdown Manic Episode Sees Woman Browsing Instagram On Laptop After Deleting It From Phone
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT Local woman Elena Manners has today been brought to breaking point, after spending days in her
Heavenly: Rain Starts Right As You Get Into Bed!
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Betoota was treated to a boon from the heavens above last night as a mild fall
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NSW Premier: “There Is No Need To Do [Thing She Will Have To Do When It’s Too Late]”
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Earlier today as NSW residents tuned in for their daily 11am presser of pain, premier Gladys
Aussies Actually Excited To See How Our Government Manages To Fuck Up This Jab Passport Too
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT As the nations’ eastern states continue to deal with the highly infectious and deadly Delta variant,