Word Of The Week: Apricity (The Beautiful Warmth Of The Winter Sun)
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With Naplan scores dropping and literacy seemingly slipping away in an age of autocorrect, The Betoota
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Sky News Mum Quickly Brushes Over Prince Andrew Before Ranting About Meghan Ruining The Royals
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Betoota Heights empty nester has won the praise of her kids again this week, after
Rest Of Nation Now In A Good Enough Mood To Congratulate Brisbane For Winning The Olympics Bid
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Nearly a month and half after the southern states were finally released from the gruelling 2021
DAILY: Housing Market Update, A Bold Move By The ABC & An Ultimatum For Popular Video Game Developers – November 17
Errol Parker and Wendell Hussey kick off another day in news, live from the Desert Rock FM studio
HR Officer Laughs Maniacally As He Ghosts Applicant After Four Rounds Of Interviews
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT When Jim Thornton was growing up, he knew he wanted to inflict the most pain possible
Richard Flanagan Ponders The November Snow Outside His Hobart Home And Wonders If One Of His Stories Is Starting To Come True
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Tasmanian author Richard Flanagan has told The Advocate today that the sight of snow
Halo Developers Urged To Cut The Shit And Just Drop Blood Gulch Map Into New Game
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT After years of fun and games, the people behind the popular video game Halo have been
New Laws Could See Underquoting Agents Cattlegunned On The Spot In An Effort To Clampdown On Shady Practice
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Real estate agents in the wider Betoota Shire Council have been put on notice
Albo Wins Over Inner-City Liberal Voters By Walking Through Mosman In A Gorgeous Lace Cravat
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the Coalition Government stares down another collapse in leadership, the Federal Opposition has today made
Local Bloke Begins Preparations For Long-Awaited Visit To His Rural Hometown Over Christmas
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With Christmas around the corner, New Farm-based accountant Fraser Theodore has today begun to get
Ita Buttrose Keeps The Government Happy By Announcing Alan Jones As The New Host Of ABC’s Q&A
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The ABC’s chair Ita Buttrose has today reluctantly announced currently unemployed conservative shock-jock Alan
RBA Says You Can’t Give Up Now, The Market Is Cooling So Get In Now Before You Really Fuck Your Life Up By Not Getting In Right Fucking Now!
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Reserve Bank has issued a dire warning to the useless bags of human
PM Says If He Has To Choose He’ll Take ‘Scotty From Marketing’ Over ‘The Liar From The Shire’
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Australian Prime Minister known as Scotty From Marketing is now facing the gruelling predicament of