Word Of The Week: Apricity (The Beautiful Warmth Of The Winter Sun)
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With Naplan scores dropping and literacy seemingly slipping away in an age of autocorrect, The Betoota
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WEEKLY: Protests In Melbourne, Scotty’s Big Decision, The Great Resignation & More – November 19
Clancy Overell, Errol Parker and Wendell Hussey wrap up all the biggest stories from the week – live from the Desert Rock FM studio in downtown Betoota.
Tim Paine Dismissed Under Backyard Cricket Rules And Given Sext And Out
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The captain of the Australia team has dropped a bombshell announcement this afternoon. Tim Paine has
Plumber On Union Job Forced To Do 15 Minutes Over Time To Cover Parking Fine He Got Out Front
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Betoota Heights homeowner has had a rather sour end to the week this afternoon, after
Emergency Response Crews Called After Huntsman Spotted In Living Room Of Local Sharehouse
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local sharehouse is currently at panic stations this afternoon after a spider was spotted by
Journalists Finally Leave Those Kids Alone As Pandemic Pushes Schoolies Out Of The New Cycle
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT For the first time since the 1970s, it seems that the late November news cycle has
“Yeah Mate, It’s Been A Tough Year For Us All,” Says Bloke Standing Next To His New 300-Series
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A downtrodden old-timer reckons this year has been quite a punish for him
Scotty Explains Concept Of Inflation By Saying It’s Essentially What He Does To The Truth
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister is thanking God today that it’s Friday, which means he
DAILY: Scotty Hits Out At The States, A Call To Anti-Vaxxers & A New Form Of Payment – November 19
Errol Parker and Wendell Hussey kick off another day in news, live from the Desert Rock FM studio
Tim Smith Turns Up To Victorian Parliament House Protests In Horned Helmet And Fur Hat
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT After a quiet week or so since crashing his car while pissed, Tim Smith MP has
Parcel Courier Says He Has A Sixth Sense For Knowing If Someone Is At Home So He Doesn’t Even Get Out Of The Van Half The Time
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A magic man who has fallen on hard times says he uses his supernatural
Guitar Shop Now Accepting “Free Exposure From Playing At Cousin’s Wedding” As A Form Of Payment
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With the cryptocurrencies now entering the mainstream, a vast number of Australian retailers are now accepting
PM Says State Premiers That He Left To Solve Pandemic Should Stop Interfering In People’s Lives
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The first Prime Minister who was able to make Australians value the existence of the once