Veteran Tour Guide Delivers Weirdly Sexual Joke In The Middle Of The Day To Complete Silence
VICKI DERWENT | Lifestyle | CONTACT Attendees of a walking tour in Amsterdam were left standing in silence after an aging tour
Latest news (Page 912)
Side Sleeper Fails To Factor In Practicality Of New Tragus Piercing
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT When local woman Shara Hornick suddenly became obsessed with the idea of a new ear piercing,
“It’s Hard To Put This Into Words… But Every Single Day, Your Incompetence Astounds Us” Says Nation
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With close to 200k new Omicron cases recorded in the last 24 hours, Australians are once
Girl Who Waitressed Four Years Ago Reckons There’s A Special Way Of Stacking Plates
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT Local woman Bridie Keating used to be a waitress. In fact, she used to be a
NSW Premier Says That He’s Been Advised To Close ‘Nightclubs’ Whatever The Fuck They Are
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In a backpedal that not even Jesus H Christ could have seen coming, NSW Premier Dominic
Report: Warnie Is Actually A Genius
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The people of Australia have just been reminded that Shane Warne, for all of his flamboyant
PM Distracts From RAT Disaster By Treating Novak Like He Took A Loaded Gun To Melbourne Airport
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The federal government’s decision to deport world tennis number 1 Novak Djokovic from Australia has
Crypto Bro’s Girlfriend Tries And Fails To Understand Why You Can’t Just Screenshot An NFT
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT Local girlfriend Nicki Weaver has tried and failed to understand how NFT’s work and why
Healthy Granola Consumed In Unhealthy Quantities
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Proving to the world that she is on a health kick God damn it, logistics manager
PM: “Okay, Poor People Are Allowed Up To Ten Free RATS, But No More Than One A Week, Only From Selected Pharmacies, Only On Tuesdays And Thursdays. You Must Present A Concession Card And Apply Through A Highly Complicated Online Portal. No Catholics Or Bl
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Aside from taking to Twitter to vilify the World tennis Number 1 over a clerical error
Bass Player Insists They Can Play The Real Guitar Too So Shut Up
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT A bass player has today had to defend themselves yet again for copping some flack for
Flood Of New Year Engagement Photos Inspires Young Single To Book Flights To South America
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A young Betoota single is beginning to map out a few months in South
Djokovic Sent To Pick Fruit Out The Back Of Griffith After Arriving In Melbourne With Wrong Visa
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Tennis world number one Novak Djokovic has been given an ultimatum by the the Australian Government