Barnaby Announces Newfound Love For Jungle Juice Following Messy Night Out With Troye Sivan
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Home and Away Writer Fired For Not Reaching One Car Crash Scene Per Season Quota
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT A Home and Away writer has today been fired after going against the norm and seriously
Unsupervised Lads Strutting Into Cinema Unprepared For Furious Wrath Of Holiday Mums
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT An audacious gang of West Betoota lads are about to be knocked down a
Scotty To Bring Back Peter Costello’s Baby Bonus In An Effort To Find More Forklift Drivers
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Scotty From Marketing has today unveiled a new layer to his incredibly well-thought-out plan
NSW Residents To Be Fined $1000 If They Don’t Leave Their Home And Spend Money
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact From tomorrow, people in New South Wales will be fined $1000 if they do
Government To Solve Supply Chain Issues By Creating 4-Month Backlog For Forklift Certifiers
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Scott Morrison has all but secured the warehouse and fruit markets vote today, by telling Australia’
PM Asks Toddler Playing With Toy Cash Register If She’d Be Up For A Few Shifts At Woolies
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT Scotty from Marketing has today truly outdone himself by suggesting an incredible solution to the nation’
Local Girl’s Indoor Plants Fairly Reflective Of Her Own Wellbeing After Disgusting Silly Season
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT Though local woman Tess Eastes likes to consider herself a green thumb, it appears as though
Scotty Says Why Stop At Forklifts, We Should Send Kids Into Coal Mines Like The Good Old Days!
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing is reportedly planning to let minors drive forklifts, in a new
Local 3rd Grader Ostracised At Pre-Season Training For Not Putting On 30 Kegs Over Christmas
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Betoota Heights man has had a rough end to his Wednesday night, after being forced
Coworker Who Deleted Seven Pints Last Night Speaks Of His Battle With Long COVID Today
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A city worker who does something in town with a computer in exchange for
PM Announces That His Government Has Secured 40 Million More Distractions To Arrive Before Election
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Scotty From Marketing has today announced that he is plenty more announcements to make over the
Local Dad Mercilessly Heckles Hungover Waiter During Family Breakfast
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local Dad Ken Gillespie (59) is really enjoying giving it to the hungover waiter at a