"I'm Not Putting That Shit In My Body" Declares Local Cockatiel That Has Done Its Own Research On Bird Flu Vaccine
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local cockatiel has this week told society that it will not be taking
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Arabs Relieved To Be Finally Handing The Hollywood Movie Bad Guys Stereotype Back To Russians
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact The world’s Arabic people and people of Arabic descent are celebrating this week, as they
Scotty From Marketing Posts A Thirst Trap Instagram Poll for Netflix Suggestions While In Iso
KEITH T. DENNETT |New South | CONTACT After a long week of tax-payer funded sick leave, Prime Minister Scotty From
Report: Floods Only Helping Jet Ski Owners Justify Their Purchase
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact At the time of writing, the full extent of the damage caused by floods in Queensland
‘Wholesome Movie Night’ Sees Girls Caving In At 9 Pm And Ordering An Uber Into Town
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact After multiple weekend benders, local girls Amber and Chelsea have made the resolute decision to have
Kmart Runs Out Of Clear Ponchos As Mardi Gras Revellers Refuse To Let Carefully Planned Outfits Go To Waste
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As wild weather sweeps across Queensland and new south wales, sydney siders have reportedly been left
“This Is Normal” Says Guy Who Just Blew Up His Own Party To Protect His Hillsong Mate’s Job
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The NSW Liberal Party has been dissolved and will come under the direct control
“Sooo.. Can We Kill Some Sharks Or Something” Asks Immensely Bored Albanese After 24 Hours In WA
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The federal election is well underway in Western Australia – as Anthony Albanese hits the streets to
Natural Disasters Now So Common There’ll Never Be A Good Time For Us To Bring Up Climate Change Again
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT There’s some bad news for environmental activists today, with revelations that we may never be
Dad Visiting Daughter In The Big Smoke Disgusted To Discover $15 Burger Doesn’t Even Come With Chips
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A dad from regional Queensland has this weekend had the shock of his absolute life, when
Sick-Leave Scotty Consumes Enough Biased Free-To-Air TV To Actually Believe He’s A Good PM
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact As sick leave Scotty continues to isolate himself from regular Australians, our nation’s leader has
Defeated Woman Questions Her Intelligence After Multiple Failed Attempts To Lower Venetian Blinds
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A relatively intelligent woman has today questioned her intelligence after failing to work out the correct
Spoilt House Plant Dramatically Droops Onto the Floor After Owner Narrowly Misses Watering Window
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A dramatic houseplant has today looked as though it was at death’s door, after it’