"How Do You Like Those Melons?" - PM Might Just Euthanise Legacy Media With Proper Gambling Reform
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia's legacy media publishers are this week looking like a victim of their own
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Scotty Distances Self From Man He Has Repeatedly Joined On Stage In Front Of Millions Of People
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Scotty From Marketing has today distanced himself from a man once described as his close personal
Kyle And Jackie-O Skip ALP Factional Warfare Questions To Ask Albo Which MAFS Star He’d Root
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The King and Queen of FM radio have today reminded listeners about why they hold their
Advertising Guru Behind Life Insurance Ad Appears To Have Never Heard A Real Human Conversation Before
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact An advertising manager from Boost Agency has shown his true colours this afternoon, by making it
Local Dad Incurs Wrath From Wife After Cracking Open A Packet Of Chips 15 Minutes Before Dinner
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local dad has last night copped an absolut walloping after failing to exert enough patience
Swing Voter Rules Out Albo After Learning About Complex Personality Clashes Between ALP Senators
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As Scotty From Marketing continues to poll worse than Harold Holt at the height of the
Mean Girls Saga Gets Worse As Labor Party Burn Book Leaked
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact The story that the ALP wishes would just fuck off appears to have grown horns today
Barry Hall Now Admits He’s A Bit Old To Be Carrying On Like This Fighting Footballers And So On
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Former footballer Barry Hall has conceded that he’s probably a bit too old
DAILY: Ash Barty’s Career Switch, Bad News For Home Owners & A Man Fears For His Job – March 24
Errol Parker and Effie Bateman kick off another day in news, live from the Desert Rock FM studio
Woman Struggling To Sleep Browses Facebook To See Which High School Bullies Have Married Poorly
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A woman struggling to sleep has found herself doing a bi annual checkup on her former
PM Having An Awful Time In FNQ As Both His Heroes Ash Barty And Brian Houston Retire On Same Day
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Scotty From Marketing’s whirlwind pre-election-election campaign in Far North Queensland is not as
Labor Party Reveal Plans To Parachute Twiggy Forrest Into Outer Melbourne Electorate Of Calwell
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Australian Labor Party has today announced one of the strangest political marriages in history. The
Conveyancing Lawyer Fears Job Is In Danger After Bonobo Is Admitted To The QLD Supreme Court
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A French Quarter conveyancing lawyer says they’re worried about their job security moving