"How Do You Like Those Melons?" - PM Might Just Euthanise Legacy Media With Proper Gambling Reform
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia's legacy media publishers are this week looking like a victim of their own
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Barnaby Says Lismore Getting Second Once-In-500-Year Flood This Month Means No More Floods Until 3022
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Deputy Prime Minister has spoken to reporters today in Rockhampton where he was
“Whatever Loser” Says PM To Disgruntled Female Colleague Calling Him A Fake Christian Bully
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Prime Minister has today respond to damning allegations in trademark style. This comes after Liberal
“You Motherfuckers Are Going Down With Me” Says Scorned Liberal Fierravanti-Wells In Final Speech
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Morrison Government has today learnt that hell has no fury like a fed up Illawarra
Endorphin Fuelled 4th Grade Prop Dares To Dream About Switch To Fullback After Brisk 3km Jog
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Tipping the scales at 110kg thanks to his pork loin-like claves, Aiden ‘Boof’
Sadistic Gym Owner Makes Sure To Place Hip Abduction Machine In Area With Most Foot Traffic
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A sadistic gym owner has today taken it one step too far, by placing a rather
Aussie Journo Who’s Never Stood On The Hill At A Rugby League Match Offers Opinion On Will Smith
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT An Australian thought-leader who grew up without siblings or any form of contact sport in
“How Did This Happen?” Asks The Public Servant We Pay To Know How This Type Of Thing Happens
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Former Home Affairs Minister Peter Dutton is dumbfounded as to how a proposed defence
CIA Approach Dennis Rodman To See If He’d Be Interested In Befriending Vladimir Putin As Well
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT America’s Central Intellegnece Agency has today revealed an interesting to plan to try and settle
Ricky Gervais Approaches Golden Globes For One Last MC Gig After Chris Rock Sets A New Benchmark
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT British comedian Ricky Gervais has decided he’s not ready to put the microphone down just
“Does A Cat Shit In The Garden?” Says Frydenberg After Being Asked If Budget Is Designed To Win Votes
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Treasurer Josh Frydenberg has released the last Federal Budget before the next election today
Thirsty Hippo Says Please For The Love Of Christ No More Moisture She Is Not Thirsty Anymore
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact An East Coast hippopotamus has asked the people who are still ripping her skin
Chalamet To Star In New Dystopian Thriller Set In A Universe Where Wests Tigers Are Good At Footy
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With the dust settling on the most memorable Oscars in recent memory, some big film news