"Fucking Victorians" Says Local Man After Being Mildly Inconvenienced By Car With VIC Plates
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man has found himself dealing with Victorian-Rules Driving (VRD) over the weekend, which led
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Online Patriot Takes A Break From Being Ashamed Of This Gutless Country That's Gone To The Dogs
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT An angry man that appears to have very much enjoyed the wealth and opportunity that is
Hottest 100 Confirms More Australians Can Relate To Being Frustrated By A Man Than Going Dancing With One
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Australian man drought is on full display this afternoon, as Olivia Dean wins the nation&
Bloke That Syndicated Sky New To Regional Free-To-Air TV In 2018 Didn't Realise He Was Destroying The Liberal Party
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The dominoes keep falling in response to a simple broadcasting deal that came into effect on
International Hottest 100 Artist Either 'Really Stoked Man I Love Australia' Or Could Not Give A Shit
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the Hottest 1oo races towards crowning Olivia Dean, a raft of artists have dialled into
Olivia Dean Set To Be First Non-Controversial Hottest 100 Winner Since Gotye Dropped That Fire In 2011
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the nation prepares for its favourite annual music countdown, early reports are that there'
"Pint Or Schooner?" Asks Bartender Who Doesn't Understand That It's 5:30PM On A Friday Before A Long Weekend So There's Only Really One Answer To That Question
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A seemingly routine end-of-week beer in Betoota’s French Quarter was briefly derailed this afternoon when
Local 30-Something Battles Intrusive Thoughts About Booting Up Age Of Empires Again
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local man in his early 30s has entered a familiar internal conflict after briefly considering
Gosspiracist Just Assumes Beckham Family Feud Is Yet Another Well Planned Marketing Stunt
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A veteran pop culture oracle has reached a level of jadedness that has led her to
Person Who Hasn't Yet Had Their Brain Transformed Into A Soiled Dish Sponge By These Egregious Social Media Algorithms Probably Just Going To Try And Be Productive Today While Acknowledging Things Can And Should Be Better Than They Are
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man who woke up this morning without immediately reaching for his phone and mainlining
Millennial Celebrates Paying Off HECS With Cool New Pair Of Going Out Pants
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Local DJ’s are preparing to be asked to play songs by Flo Rida
Girlfriend Takes A Pause From Scrolling To Declare She’s Going To Read 20 Books This Year
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT In breaking news, a local girl has declared she’ll no longer be chained
For The First Time In History, Blokes Called Dean Are Now Sexy Due To Association With British Songstress
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT In great news for blokes named “Dean”, their name is officially sexy, it can