Shirvo Shifts Nervously On Sunrise Couch As Story Of Penis Doping At Winter Olympics Emerges
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Sunrise Star Matt 'Shirvo' Shirvington has this week found himself awkwardly fumbling his way
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New Corporate Headshot Getting Some Serious Mileage In The Group Chat
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local group chat has this week received a welcome stimulus package in lieu of footy
People Pleaser Forced To Get Off At Bus Stop She Accidentally Hit Bell For
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A compulsive people pleaser has once again been forced to depart from her bus stop early
Apple Continues To Ignore Why Their Sales Are Stagnating
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT With sales of the once game-changing iPhone continuing to plateau, the Apple community continues to search
Man Discovering That The Canterbury Logo Is Just Three Kiwi Birds Has World Turned Upside Down
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local man who just discovered what the logo of beloved New Zealand sportswear brand Canterbury
Sussan Lets Out An Exhausted Sigh As Another Respected Member Of Her Broadchurch Says He Thinks The Gays Are Pretending
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Liberal Party’s identity crisis is escalating this week, as high-ranking Coalition figures warn the
REVEALED: How Your Weather App Actually Decides If It’s Going To Rain
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A look into Australia’s most trusted source of hourly disappointment has revealed how the nation’
Good Charlotte Show Set To Be The Biggest Thing To Happen To Bendigo Since Someone Discovered Gold There
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT 174 years after alluvial gold was discovered in Bendigo Creek, the Loddon Mallee region of north-central
Birdwatcher Aunty Not At All Surprised The Tawny Frogmouth Won With All These Blow-Ins Voting Nowadays
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact An avid avian fan has today denounced The Guardian’s Bird of the Year results, declaring
Self-Care Now A Common Euphemism For ‘Actively Not Giving A Fuck About Other People’
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Self-care, ie taking some time to prioritise your own mental, physical and spiritual well-being sounds like
Gen-Z No Longer Drinking As Much As Millennials Did When 30 Cans Cost $35 And The Cops Didn’t Give A Shit About Noise Complaints
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT You’ve heard the theories about young people not longer getting on the piss with friends,
“We Aren’t Having Kids In This Climate” Says Young Couple Whose Parents Had Them During A Nuclear Arms Race
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A pair of young lovers have today revealed to The Advocate the huge decision they have
Hasta La Vista, Baby
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The ‘terminator’ of Australian swimming, Ariarne Titmus, has announced her shock retirement from swimming today. The