Shirvo Shifts Nervously On Sunrise Couch As Story Of Penis Doping At Winter Olympics Emerges
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Sunrise Star Matt 'Shirvo' Shirvington has this week found himself awkwardly fumbling his way
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Local Man Glad He’s Not Imagining This Heatwave, After Dad Confirms It Is Not Cold
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The true nature of the heatwave currently parts of the country has been uncovered today, after
KEVIN 27: Rudd Immediately Gets To Work Mapping Out Vengeful Plot To Topple Smart-Mouthed President
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In news that has tickled the conservative Australian media commentators that Kevin Rudd has run rings
Dutton Forced To Lie Down In Dark Room And Listen To Some Enya After Hearing His Political Hero Call Albo A “Great Leader”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Private citizen Peter Dutton has spent most of the morning lying on the couch in his
New Environmental Protection Agency Set To Be As Effective As New Anti-Corruption Commission
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some exciting news for fans of rampant deforestation and degradation of Australia’s environment (and
Irishman In Australia Vows To Persist With Polyester Gaelic Football Jersey No Matter How Hot It Gets
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After completing his 88 days of visa obligations by picking fruit over the winter months in
World Braces For Extreme Geopolitical Instability As Florida Man Picks A Fight With Queensland Man
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Shots have been hired between two historic allies overnight, as US President Trump humiliated former Australian
Labor, Coalition, Greens And One Nation Lay Down Arms And Come Together To Enjoy Rudd Being Humiliated
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Australian political landscape has today come together in a rare and touching display of unity.
Aussie Patriots At Sky News Nearly Destroy Our Diplomatic Ties With America For A Brainrot Soundbite
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As reports of ‘Kevin Rudd gets a dressing down from Donald Trump’ dominate the news cycle,
Trump Now On Borrowed Time After Making An Enemy Out Of The Most Vindictive And Cunning Operator In Global Politics
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After nearly ten years in and out of the White House, President Trump may have finally
Local Man Lies To Childcare Worker’s Face In Telling Her His Kid Has Never Bitten Anyone Before And This Is Very Out Of Character
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local father has today stood in the foyer of a suburban childcare centre and delivered
Coalition To Spend Next 3 Years Talking Shit About Renewables Until Australia Lights On Fire Again And They Become The Punching Bag For A Nation Looking To Blame Someone And 10 More Teals Get Elected
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After finally ridding herself of Barnaby Joyce and surviving what looked a lot like a leadership
Woman Going Through Dry Spell Gives Number To Fitness First So She Can Feel What It’s Like To Be Pursued
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A woman missing the highs of lows of being hounded by an insatiable virile male has