Victorian One Nation Candidate Walks Back Comments Where He Described Pol Pot As ‘Based’
PETE CLARK | Melbourne | CONTACT The Victorian state election is just over two weeks away and One Nation candidates are dropping
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Report: Mum Will Just Come And Pick You Up From The Pub, Okay!
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Mum has laid down the law this evening, as her meathead sons begin spraying on some
“This Year Is Going To Be Different” Says Idiot
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Local man Dan Spencer has kicked off 2025 with a bold claim from the
Group Chat Popping Off As Reformed Bender King Announces He’s Coming Out Of Retirement For NYE
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In what might be the only good news of the year, it can now be confirmed
Dutton Vows To Boycott Christmas: “Unlike Albanese, I Don’t Celebrate The Birth Of Palestinian Socialists”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact As workplaces around the country begin to close down for Christmas, Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has
Handsome Waiter Lets Out A Big Sigh After Spotting Table Of Tipsy 50 Year Olds Wearing Camilla Kaftans
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A French Quarter waiter has been forced to mentally prepare himself this weekend, after spotting a
Man Instantly Added To Watchlist After Ordering Tesla With White Leather
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man has been added to a number of federal and state watchlists
So Much For The Fucking Sunshine State Aye
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation is currently asking the great North East to have a bit of a look
Mate Who Never Wants To Hang Out Offers Last Minute Invite Like They’re Fred Again
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A bloke who’s notoriously hard to pin down for a hang has generously offered one
Pistachio Gelato Girlie Somehow Finds True Love With Triple Choc Cookie Dough Mouth-Breather
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact In yet another example of the ‘rock and the star’ – a local woman has found love
Yes, Local Hornbag WOULD Like A Glass Of Sparkling Shiraz; You Big Spunk
INGRID DOULTON | Lady Writer | Contact The upstairs meeting room at Remienko Memorial Airpark’s Hanger 3 was buzzing last night
Public Health Professional Rewarded With Luxurious $18 Meal Allowance For Year Of Service
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Betoota Heights woman is preparing to share in the spoils of victory tonight, and she
Local Woman Tries To Explain To Boyfriend That It’s Not Enough To Cuddle Him She Needs To Wear Him Like A Skin Suit
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A woman cuddling up with her boyfriend has had a strong urge to crawl inside him,