Victorian One Nation Candidate Walks Back Comments Where He Described Pol Pot As ‘Based’
PETE CLARK | Melbourne | CONTACT The Victorian state election is just over two weeks away and One Nation candidates are dropping
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Man Forced To Pay Out The Arse For NYE Venue Now Jealous Of Local Teenagers Partying In A Park
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Local man Liam Turner (32), is reportedly grappling with a crushing case of buyer’s remorse
Iphone Overheating Warning Probably A Decent Sign Local Man Should Just Chuck On Some Sunscreen
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local man has been divinely reminded by mother nature that it’s probably time to
Girl Who’s Made Living In London Her Personality Reminds Everyone She’s Still In London
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT In heartwarming news, a former Betoota local who now lives in London has hit
Local Woman Can Feel Pupils Physically Dilate While Walking Through The Myer Gift Box Section
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has accepted that she is well and truly into her thirties today, after
Betoota’s Priest Says The Spirit Of Christmas Can Be Perfectly Summed Up By John McClane Running Barefoot Over Broken Glass In The Ductwork Of Nakatomi Plaza
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Father Sharma of Betoota’s Combined Churches has today shared with his congregation a Christmas message
Bush Priest’s Toes Curl Off After Taking Confession From Bloke Home From Big Smoke For Christmas
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A parish priest in the soulless sprawl of Betoota Heights has reportedly been left
Lack Of Great-Grandkids Means Extended Family Christmas Will Be Another Almighty Piss Up
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local extended family whose youngest member is 23 years old is preparing for yet another
Snobby Neighbours Ski Trip To Japan Means Their Luxury In-Ground Totally Up For Grabs
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT In breaking news that’s sure to put a smile on the face of
Local Bloke Sets World Record For “Fastest Present Unwrapping To Marketplace Listing”
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT In breaking news from the front living room of a Betoota Heights McMansion, a
Dad Escapes The Christmas Eve Kitchen Chaos By Mowing Lawn For The Third Time This Week
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT As plumes of black smoke and an orchestra of kitchen mixers bellow from the
Local Woman Makes Peace With Reckless Decisions By Saying “It’s Christmas”
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local girl has decided to book herself in for an old-fashioned silly
Disappointment As Would-Be National Hero Outed As Litigious Arsehole
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Lawyers for dancing nerd Rachael “Raygun” Gunn are demanding $10,000 in legal fees