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Albo Backflips On Reducing Fossil Fuels Because WA Voters Don’t Give A Fuck About HECS Reductions
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Albanese announcement that Australia will be rapidly expanding gas extraction has caused great upset
Unexpected Mother’s Day Flowers Almost As Spectacular As The 12 Leg Multi That Paid For Them
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A mother is grinning and a local bloke is gloating this morning after arriving
Local Dentist Likes To Wait Until His Fingers Are In Your Mouth Before Striking Up Polite Conversation
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights dentist has revealed today that he often likes waiting until patients are seated
Rockhampton Hospital Inundated With Drunk Farmers Who Just Realised E-Scooters Are More Dangerous Than Horses
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Central Queensland’s health system is this week buckling under the strain of a new phenomenon.
AirBnB Owner Charging $300 Cleaning Fee Shocked To Find Guest Didn’t Clean Anything Before Leaving
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local AirBnB owner who charged a hefty $300 cleaning fee was said they felt “targeted”
Canadian Casually Mentions Minus 20 Back Home Like It’s No Big Deal
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Canadian in Australia Bradley Johnson (33) has reportedly been casually dropping comments about the cold weather
Bacon & Egg Roll From Fancy Cafe Unfortunately Comes In Good Quality Bread
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Local man Darren Mitchell (37) was left devastated today after ordering a bacon and egg roll
Public School Kid Glad Nation’s Media Is So Obsessed With Little Private School Kunce And Not How Governments Are Failing Public Education
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A student at Green Road State School in Betoota Heights has spoken to The Advocate today
Dutton Says Macklemore Can Perform A Pro-Palestine Song But Must Provide Balance With A Pro-Israel Song Too
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation’s Opposition Leader has today piped up with another interesting take on a topical
Queensland Mum Can’t Wait To Let Her Friends And Family In On Her Secret To Long And Healthy Hair
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT LONG HAIR DON’T CARE: A local mum is the talk of town of late
Millennial’s Existence Altered After Watching 8-Year-Old’s TikTok Declaring Her Zodiac Sign Is Supreme
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW: In a revelation that shook the very foundations of millennial
Man Drinking Full-Strength Coke Not Even Hungover Or In Some Other Internal Turmoil
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Local man Alan Johnson was seen drinking a full-strength Coca-Cola at the park yesterday afternoon, despite