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Tomorrow’s Budget Is Tough But Fair But Ultimately Good If You’re Old As Shit And Rich As Hell Or A Giant Multinational
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Treasurer, Dr. Jimothy Chalmers, has said tomorrow’s budget will be tough but fair. “Tough
“You Must Grind Your Teeth In Your Sleep” Says Dentist, Unaware They’re Talking To The King Of The Sesh
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact An absolute sesh gremlin has this week been accused of lying by omission, after an overdue
Caloundra Boomers Enraged To Learn About Plans For Sunshine Coast To Have Decent Public Transport Options
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT An army of the Sunshine Coast’s erratic post-war Australians have today declared war against the
Joey Spotted Putting Up A Few Torpies In NSW Blues Kit Following String Of Injured Playmakers
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With the State of Origin series rapidly approaching, the head honchos in the New South Blues
New Dads On The Town For Rare Night Out Get Drunker Than Teenagers On Stolen Port
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A couple of new dads were spotted painting the town red this weekend, after they were
Europe Chooses Most Neutral Country To Win EuroVision As Continent Teeters On Brink Of War
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The landmass of Europe has this weekend chosen to pursue the most amicable resolution to a
Woo Girl At Kick-Ons Just Like A Woolies Scanner Because She’s Always Freezing And Asking If You’ve Got A Bag
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woo girl partaking in kick ons has been dutifully nicknamed ‘The Woolies Scanner’, due
Prospective Homeowners Discover “Regional Australia”: A Utopia Full Of Cheap Property, Abundant Services And Professional Jobs
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A city-dwelling couple, sick of being locked out of the property market in the big smoke,
“We’re Having A Freebirth At Home In Eumundi Because We Read Something On The Internet That Contradicts 500 Years Of Midwifery”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A chilled out Sunshine Coast couple have today revealed to their family and friends that they
Current News Cycle So Depressing That A Wildly Reckless Gambler Has Become The Hero Of Our Times
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT As social algorithms across the country continue to be flooded with news stories that
Chalmers Challenges Broke, Tired, Renting, Disenfranchised, Pessimistic Young Workers To Have More Babies
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Treasurer Jimothy Chalmers has thrown down the gauntlet to the nation’s young workers today, challenging