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Meathead Who’s Outraged About Harmless Skinny Guys Becoming Sex Icons Is Actually The Reason Why
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local alpha male who is known to enthusiastically discuss ‘the role of a woman’ in
Ex-High School Swimming Champ Still Too Traumatised From The Black Line To Enjoy Olympic Trials
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Although many 5ams have come and gone since her high school days, Airlie Wilson says she
Young Australians Probably Would Fight Overseas If They Still Got A Block Of Land In Maroubra Upon Return
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In news that should surprise no one, the Australian Defence Force have reported that they are
Man Crosses Rubicon Into Financial Ruin After Signing 13% Loan Contract On A Used Jeep Rubicon
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights man has made a dreadful financial decision this week that’s set to
BOM Predict Local Woman’s ClassPass Credits To Be Blown Away By Incoming Polar Blast
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact The Bureau of Meteorology (BOM) has this week predicted that a local woman will yet again
Water Bottles Under Olive Tree A Decent Sign You’re About Eat The Greatest Moussaka Of Your Life
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT In a groundbreaking revelation that has foodies around the world flocking to Australia’s light industrial
Fortescue Metals Celebrates Pride Month Authentically With A 50k Bar Tab At Stonewall Foam Party
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Not one for hollow gestures, Australian billionaire Twiggy Forrest has this week shown the rest of
Local Dad Still Working Under The Assumption That Lip Filler And Botox Are The Same Thing
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local dad has this weekend once again been reminded that things have all gotten a
‘I Want A Trad Wife’ Says Bloke Who Makes $75k
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A bloke who’s spent too much time going down the Tik Tok rabbit hole has
Vandalism Of King Charles Portrait First Recorded Example Of A Vegan Having A Sense Of Humour
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The world’s vegans have today chalked up a rare win. The much publicised group of
Premiers Bet Whoever Loses Origin Has To Take In 50 000 Unskilled Migrants Pretending To Be Students
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact As the road to Origin 2 looks rocky for our mouth-breathing southern neighbours, it could also
The Bidens Now America’s Most Notorious Crime Family After Drug Addict Lies About Drug Addiction
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT US President Joe Biden and his entire family now stand accused of being one of the