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Bachelor Whose Favourite Book Is Guinness World Records 2007 Nods Along As His Date Discusses Authors That Changed Her Life
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local 29 year old man has reportedly found himself in a situation where he is
Local Man’s Dating Profile Photo Of Him With Random Dog Outlives Actual Dog Itself
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local man has reportedly been using a display picture on multiple dating apps of himself
Ageing Millennial Tech Wizz Yearns For Era Where Girls Would Ask Him To Pirate Movies For Them
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Local office I.T guy, Mathew Bradfield (38), has reportedly had a deep yearning for the
Wallah Cuz This Is The Year, Confirms Bankstown Barber
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT It’s been 20 years since Willie Mason and the famous Dogs Of War gloriously snatched
Inner City Woman Rants About Gentrification Without Mentioning Her Architect Parents Started It
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Annie Chesterton (28) a Betoota French Quarter native, has reportedly gone on another rant about the
Barnaby Purchases Block Of Land Out Near Lithgow For No Reason
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Member for New England, Barnaby Joyce, has added a parcel of good country to his vast
BOM’s ‘Feels Like’ Metric Clearly Based On A 10 Year Old Child’s Body Temp, Confirms 28YO Woman
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the nation collectively acknowledges that it’s not fucking warm, a local woman has today
Micro-Dosing Hypothermia: Feeling Good After Ice Bath Just Body’s Relief To Not Be In A Fucken Ice Bath
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact BIT OF BONDI MASOCHISM: In some interesting news from the science department at The Betoota Polytechnic
Katter Says He’s Not Opposed To This Nuclear Reactor Plan So Long As It Remains Nationalised And We Get Some Bang For Our Buck But No Doubt Dutton And His Merry Gang Of Meatheads Will Instantly Offload These Reactors To Clive Palmer Or The Rineharts Or To
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Federal Opposition leader Peter Dutton has today unveiled his long-awaited Nuclear Power plan that nobody really
NYPD Says Timberlake Handed Himself Over Willingly: “It Feels Like Somethins Heatin Up, Can I Leave Wit Chu”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The New York Police Department can confirm that pop superstar Justin Timberlake showed little resistance when
Dutton Uses Power Of The Tick-Tock To Spruik Nuclear Policy To Gen-Z Who Might Actually Get To Use It
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Opposition leader Peter Dutton is spruiking his nuclear energy policy to the generation that might actually
CSIRO Release Images Of What Hunter Valley Wine Will Look Like If Dutton’s Nuclear Plan Goes Ahead
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact CSIRO has today released images of what Hunter Valley wine will look like in ten years