Qantas Rewards Taxpayer Generosity During Spicy Cough Era By Offshoring A Further 850 Jobs To India
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Qantas has this week announced more job cuts in head office, with more than
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Temu Trump Vows To Fix Housing Crisis By Cutting The Woke Red Tape: “I Will Bring Back Asbestos!”
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Coffs Harbour Man Confirms Humankind Will Never Make A Better Car Than The Suzuki Jimny
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local Coffs Harbour man has today explained to The Advocate in great detail why the
After Being Left To Cook For Long Enough, Queenslander’s Redneck Rant Eventually Morphs Into Radical Left-Wing Economics
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NASA Astronauts Arrive Back On Earth To Learn The Lefties Are Torching EVs
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact The two NASA astronauts who were stranded in orbit for nine months have today confirmed that
White Lotus Creator Reveals Sam Rockwell’s Asian Girl Monologue Was Actually Inspired By Chris Lilley
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact White Lotus creator Mike White has today revealed that the ‘asian girl monologue’ in last weeks’
Dutton Calls For A $450M Referendum Over Whether It’s Gay To Talk About Mental Health
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Prime Minister’s decision to delay the election is starting to cause problems for the
Working Mum Of Four Decides It Might Be Best To Skip Easter This Year
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Heights mum has today informed her kids that unless they’re happy to eat
ICC Under Pressure To Allow India To Replace Their Father Australia In Upcoming WTC Final After Champions Trophy Victory
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The International Cricket Council (ICC) is under pressure to allow India to replace Australia
Man Who Grew Up On Star Wars, Lord Of The Rings and Harry Potter Somehow A Trump Supporter
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A bloke who regularly rewatches his favourite childhood movies has proven to be an expert in
Liberal Staffer Sacked For Suggesting Coalition Comes Up With An Actual Policy Instead Of Culture Wars Brain Rot
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A young man in the Liberal Party of Australia has today been given his marching orders.