Local Woman Exposes Unborn Child To Mummy’s Version Of Mozart
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT LIKE LITERALLY: A symphony of sounds echoed from a Betoota Grove living room this evening
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Side Of Pillowy Mash Provides Softer Landing For Hangover
KEITH T. DENNETT | REAL LIFE | CONTACT A generous bowl of buttery mashed potato is proving to be worth its weight
Paul Keating Suggests Privatising The CFMEU
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Former Prime Minister Paul Keating has today offered up an interesting solution to a big headache
Uni Graduation Proudest Time Parents Spent Being Bored Shitless
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A uni graduation took place at Betoota Anglican University today and The Advocate would like to
Guy Who Used To Sack Wack Year 8s In High School Starts Posting From Men’s Only Health Retreat
KEITH T. DENNETT | REAL LIFE | CONTACT A former high school bully has emerged from the swamps of Instagram this week
Humble Bragger Flexes His Eurotrip By Asking If Anyone Knows Where To Watch Origin In Helsinki
KEITH T. DENNETT | REAL LIFE | CONTACT Darby Humphries has been travelling Europe for the past six weeks, and don’t
Sooky Englishman Still Grieving That It’s Never Coming Home Because His Country Is Shit At Soccer
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local whingeing and sunburnt pom is today still having a cry over the fact that
Tenacious D Rebrand To Softcock D
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Jack Black has today announced on his Instagram that Tenacious D will be officially rebranding to
Local Girl Feels Sudden Urge To Convert To Christianity After Being Abused By Street Preacher Outside Town Hall
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A woman running errands in Betoota CBD has found herself being converted to christianity this morning,
Queenslander Finally Moves On From Trump Shooting, Now Focusing On The Next Public Execution
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Like everyone else in the free world, local Queenslander Milton Castlemaine (59), has been glued to
PM Says He Doesn’t Want To “Throw The Bikies Out With The Bathwater” Over CFMEU Crime Links
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has taken the extraordinary step today of not ruling out donations from
Former BLF Union Members Disgusted By Recent Allegations That The CFMEU Has Gone Soft
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As a parting gift to the Liberal Party, outgoing Nine Chairman and former Coalition treasurer Peter
Gold Coast Woman Gives Up On Tinder And Just Browses The Daily Court Lists Instead
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Gold Coast woman with appalling taste in men has decided to just cut to the