"Well Someone's Gotta Pay Some Tax" Says Local Man Picking Up The Tab For These Gas Companies
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT An altruistic local man has decided to pull his finger out for the nation this week.
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Katter Says Obviously In A Civilised Society We Can’t Have Bikies Negotiating Deals On Behalf Of Our Trade Unions And I Can Understand Why Albanese Is Trying To Distance Himself From This Whole Victorian CFMEU Kerfuffle But Let’s Not Forget That Our Nurse
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Three CFMEU branches, including the notorious Queensland branch, have been put into administration by the Labor
Local Cat To Ignore $50 Worth Of Cat Toys In Favour Of Playing With Hair Ties
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local tabby has once again rejected his owners attempts to wrangle him into playing with
Half-Naked Best Man Attempts To Settle The Groom’s Nerves With Some Breakfast Crownies
KEITH T. DENNETT | REAL LIFE | CONTACT An easy-breezy friend is attempting to calm his best mate’s nerves this morning,
Local It-Girl Explodes After Mum Borrows Her ‘Sandshoes’
KEITH T. DENNETT | REAL LIFE | CONTACT A local IT girl is melting down like a Dusk candle today after watching
Artsy Couple Struggling To Come Up With A Unique Baby Name Will Just Call It Lorem Ipsum For Now
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A couple expecting a bundle of joy in a couple of months are reportedly having a
NRL Scriptwriters Begin Production On 2025 Origin Blockbuster
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The final instalment of the 2024 State Of Origin Trilogy broke this year’s TV audience
Queenslander Tells Stupid Pommie Colleague That He Feels His Pain After Controversial Origin Loss
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Local man Seve Thompson extended an uncharacteristic olive branch to his stupid English colleague, Nigel Harris,
Modern Fusion Michelin Star Restaurant Still Unable To Replicate The Glory Of Mum’s Keens Curried Sausages
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A fancy la de da establishment in Betoota’s French Quarter is this week having a
After A Moment Of Self-Reflection, Local Queenslander Says We’ve Got Them Right Where We Want Them For 2025
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Queensland have lost a State of Origin series decider in Brisbane for just the third time
“Where’s Ya Queensland Spirit Now Ya Dumb Pricks” Says NSW
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The State of NSW has today launched enquiries as to the whereabouts of a notable rugby
Fuck This Is Some Sexy Footy
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Not one try and two sin bins at 30 minutes. This is sexy football, it has been confirmed.
Queensland Rugby League Reveals Sensational Last Minute Change Of Referee For Origin Decider
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The head honchos of Queensland Rugby League have this evening pulled off a sensational coup. In