Qantas Rewards Taxpayer Generosity During Spicy Cough Era By Offshoring A Further 850 Jobs To India
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Qantas has this week announced more job cuts in head office, with more than
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Young Couple’s Dream Metricon Home Feels Incomplete Without A Fully Financed SUV
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACT A young couple from Betoota Lakes has realised that their brand-new Metricon home feels incomplete
Pub Piss Goes For 5 Minutes As Unhygienic Bloke Watches A Few Reels With Cock In Hand
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A grubby mate has been lashed by his friends this evening for taking the piss, whilst
Liberal Party Vetting Process Criticised After Candidate For Wills, Tony Mokbel, Apologises For Offensive Tweets
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Liberal Party is facing scrutiny over its preselection process after endorsing convicted drug
Greens Escalate Their Use Of Hyphens By Running A Candidate With Not Just Two But THREE Dads
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After winning three lower house Queensland seats in the 2022 Federal Election, the Australian Greens are
Bachelor Thinks He Is Peak Fashion After Coordinating Corduroy Overshirt With New Balance Sneakers
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACT Betoota Hills Bachelor Ben Wellings (26) has recently achieved the pinnacle of personal style after successfully
Boyfriend Relaying Earth-Shattering Gossip Doesn’t Know Any Solid Details And Didn’t Think To Ask
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman was seen tearing her hair out with in frustration last night, after her
Australian Democracy Under Threat From A Growing Number Of Highly Competent And Emotionally Balanced Professional Women Who Turn Up To Work Every Day
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As was the case in the lead up to the 2022 Federal Election, the Australian media
Middle-Aged Asian Dude Would Very Much Like To Own A Lexus LX600 At Some Point
IMRAN GASHKORI | Sports | Contact A local man has spoken today of his deep desire to one day own a late
Terrace House In Weird Autumn Limbo When Both Oil Heater And Pedestal Fan Are On Full Bore
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Share houses around the country are bracing for the return of that weird autumn limbo period
Dutton Backflips Again On His Last Remaining Election Polices, Now Identifies As A Proud Leftie
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As poll numbers continue to dive, Federal Opposition leader Peter Dutton has realised that he needs
Labor Forced To Withdraw New Candidate After Social Media Posts Show Him Working With His Hands
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Labor Party has been forced to dump their candidate for the Queensland seat of Yawannagokhunt
“Let Me Tell You About The Bond Market” Says Man Who’s Been Listening To A Few Podcasts
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man has tonight seized the rare opportunity to explain the global bond