Qantas Rewards Taxpayer Generosity During Spicy Cough Era By Offshoring A Further 850 Jobs To India
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Qantas has this week announced more job cuts in head office, with more than
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Piastri Credits His Ongoing Success To Being Faster Than Everyone Else And Not Crashing Into Things
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Oscar Piastri has credited his consistent podium finishes this season to one simple strategy.
Forever Renter Stares Into Abyss After Party That Won’t Do Anything Wins Against Party That Would Have Made Things Worse
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT A woman who long ago accepted that she’ll be renting until the day she dies
Silver Linings As Dutton Says He Can Finally Stop Wearing Those Ridiculous Turnbull-Style Glasses
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Peter Dutton has today confirmed he will no longer be wearing the lame, Malcolm
2 Days After Albanese’s Victory Speech, Senator McGrath Urges Everyone To Just Wait Until All The Votes Are Counted
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the rest of the nation moves on from the Federal Election, Liberal senator James McGrath
Coalition Dusts Themselves Off And Begins Rebuilding A New Party Around Their Core Talent
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Liberal Party has vowed to not sook over the 2025 Federal Election result, and are
Donald Trump Actually Quite Good At Uniting A Nation When It’s Not His Own
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT In an ironic twist, U.S. President Donald Trump has emerged as one of the most
Entire Nation Hoping They’ll Never Have To Hear A Politician Say The Word ‘Woke’ Ever Again
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact After opposition leader Peter Dutton not only failed in his bid to become Prime Minister but
Turns Out That Letting Sky News Run Your Election Campaign Is Not A Very Good Political Strategy
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT It turns out that demanding female voters either get back in the office – or back in
Gina Rinehart’s Number Goes Straight To Voicemail As Dutton Is No Longer Useful
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Former Opposition leader Peter Dutton has reportedly been unable to reach mining magnate Gina Rinehart today,
Former High School Rugby Prodigy Calls His Old Islander Coach To Suss Betting Tips On Next Pope
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT As all eyes across the Catholic world stay fixated on the chimney of the
George Pell Returns From Hell To Attend Peter Dutton’s Political Funeral
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Despite the polls being closed and the race being run, the 2025 federal election has taken
Local Woman Feeling Like Nicole Kidman After Her Divorce Now That All This Election Shit Is Over
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In scenes described as eerily similar to that famous 2001 photograph of Nicole Kidman walking down