Bloke Now Sympathising With Wife's Single Friends After Getting A Good Look At The Dating Pool
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Betoota Heights man has this week confirmed to The Betoota Advocate that his eyes have
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Local Bloke Barely Cops A Hello As Mate Makes Enthusiastic Beeline Towards His Dog
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact There’s been some irrational feelings of jealousy brewing in Betoota Heights today, as a local
Mt Isa Bloke Confirms This Is Not His First Rodeo
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A local Gulf Country man has proven to a crowd of onlookers that he can handle
Nation Confirms We Actually Topped The Medal Count, If You Look At Our Population
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT As the Olympic schedule comes to a close, it has been noticed by many Australians that
LA Olympic Closing Ceremony To Feature A Lime Green Maloo Cutting Hoops And Peeling Out Of The Stadium In Anticipation For Brisbane
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Brisbane 2032 Olympics team has announced that the closing ceremony of the 2028 Los Angeles
The Rest Of The World Clearly Unable To Handle This Street Shit
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The rest of the world has embarrassed itself on the global stage this weekend, after some
Footy Trip Lads in Airport Queue Treat Fellow Passengers to Play-By-Play Recount of How Rogue Mate Got Arrested
KEITH T. DENNETT | REAL LIFE | CONTACT A long airport queue has been given some colourful entertainment today, as a group
Chronically Online Dipstick Putting Emojis Over Their Kid’s Faces Could Just Not Post Pictures Of Them
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Betoota Heights internet personality and profound dipstick, Paula Fusty, has once again graced her followers with
Bloke Rocking NRL Jersey Over Hoodie Acting a Little Bulletproof
KEITH T. DENNETT | REAL LIFE | CONTACT A shit stirrer by trade, Jackson Wishart has spent his young life searching for
Aussie Tourist With A Face Full Of Parisian Rack Accidentally Wins Gold In Power Walking
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT An Australian tourist has unintentionally won the gold medal in the Olympic power walking event after
Lord Of The Rings Dad And Harry Potter Mum Fight Over What Fantasy Franchise Their Kids Will Be Raised On
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Heights couple have reached a bit of a stalemate this week, after an argument
Men’s Pentathlon Show Jumping A Good Enough Reason To Go To The Pub Apparently
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact As the economy hurtles towards the recessional cliff, a group of young men have today sought
Introvert Begins Lowering Standards As Search Continues For Clinic That Has A ‘Book Online’ Option
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has today decided that she’d much rather put herself out by booking