“Should We Perhaps Get Some Tinted Windows On These Rovers?!” Growls King Charles
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Cattle Producers Across Northern Australia Told There’s No Plan To Ban Their Live Export Trade Again — For The Time Being
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Entire South End Of Town Closed Off As Betoota Dolphins Refuse To Stop Celebrating Grand Final Win
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Mad Monday is but a distant memory, as the Betoota Dolphins find a second wind coming
Sydney Mayor Clover Moore Surrounds Voting Booths With Bike Lanes In Attempt To Prevent Ousting
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT In an unprecedented move, the eternal glorious leader of Sydney, Clover Moore AO, has today revealed
Teenagers Criticise Albo’s Social Media Ban: “What The Sigma?! Skibidi Rizz Gyatt Sussy Baka”
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation’s teenagers are absolutely not hitting the griddy today, after learning of some shocking
Investigation Finds Proposed Brisbane Metro Is Just A Really Long Bus
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A week-long investigation by The Advocate’s ‘Floodlight‘ team has found that the proposed Brisbane Metro
Royal Commission Finds Sending People To War And Then Pretending They Don’t Exist Not Good For Mental Health
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT There have been calls for major change within the Australian Defence Force, as well as the
“I Over-Leveraged Myself When Interest Rates Were Near Zero. Now The RBA Is Forcing Me To Sell My House”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Local man Chris Dunlop explained to The Advocate that the Reserve Bank of Australia (RBA) has
Government Tries To Coax Employees Back Into The Workplace With New Ashley Madison Inspired Campaign
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As various state governments admit to having some trouble encouraging employees to come back to the
Man Spends Day In Alternate Universe Where Labor Are Calling Coalition Crazy For Wanting To Force Private Company To Sell One Of Their Assets
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A young man from Betoota Plains has today found himself wandering through what feels like another
Courier Mail Reporter Ordered To Ditch The Actual Journalism And Find Some YOUTH CRIME To Exaggerate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Queenslanders won’t even be able to find a news story about the controversial NRL bunker
“We Don’t Go There Anymore” Says Mum Before Filling You In On The Latest Hometown Gossip
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local mother has paused to reflect on the many wrongs a local bakery has committed
“Ah, Yeah. Makes Sense, I Guess” Queenslander Says To Himself Noticing Nation’s Most European City Has European Cop Cars
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights man in Melbourne for business this week has noticed the police cars are