“Should We Perhaps Get Some Tinted Windows On These Rovers?!” Growls King Charles
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT King Charles has once again queried staff at Buckingham Palace, wondering if it would be possible
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Local Couple’s Dinner Plans Cancelled After 45 Minutes Of ‘What Do You Feel Like?’
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT THAI? In a tragic yet entirely predictable turn of events, local couple Jake Henderson (28)
Local Woman Needs Either A Rich Hubby Or Serious Promotion Before Even Thinking About Home Ownership
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Editor | CONTACT In a dramatic twist that’s left local real estate agents and career advisors scratching their
Local Office Worker Cements Quirky Status By Giving Desk Pot Plant A Name
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact The arrival of a new office plant has prompted a flurry of conversation in a PR
Sydney Finance Wanker Begins Search For SCG Members Card And Swans Scarf To Borrow
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact With the Swans set to host Port Adelaide in a crucial semi-final at the Sydney Cricket
As The Only QLD Side Left In The NRL Finals, Cowboys Not Ruling Out A Season-Ending 7th Tackle Try
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With an NRL finals line up that includes the Storm, Panthers, Sharks, Manly and Roosters – it
Old Bastard Always Carrying On About The ABC Spends A Lot Of Time Watching It For Some Reason
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact An outspoken gentleman from our town’s lakeside suburbs has told anyone within earshot that he’
Local Girl Forced To Take Out A Loan After Getting Carried Away With ‘Build Your Own Bedding’ Website
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A woman who was wooed by the constant influx of bedding ads on her Instagram has
LNP To Fix Cost-Of-Living Crisis By Scrapping QLD Royalties Tax For Billionaire Foreign Mining Corporations
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the Queensland Labor Government vows to keep public transport fares at 50 cents permanently, the
“I Could See Myself Living Here” Says Australian Visiting Nicest Part Of London In The Middle Of Summer
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local woman who bookended a trip to Europe with a long July weekend in London
Murdoch Court Battle Intensifies As Family Fight Over Ownership Of Australian Political System
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The secret court hearing in the US state of Nevada has heated up today, as the
Boyfriend Makes Another Impulsive Visit To The Barber Just When His Hair Starts Looking Good
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Looking up from her laptop screen as her boyfriend enters the front door, Dana Reid can
Farm Kid Says Social Media Ban Will See Him Forced To Phone His Mates Like It’s 2002 Again
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A farm kid from our town’s limits is bracing himself after learning about the government’