“Should We Perhaps Get Some Tinted Windows On These Rovers?!” Growls King Charles
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT King Charles has once again queried staff at Buckingham Palace, wondering if it would be possible
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‘Young People These Days Don’t Respect Older Generations’ Says Couple Who Covered Their QLDers Wooden Flooring In Carpet
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact An elderly couple who have been doing some ‘DIY work’ on their Queenslander have failed to
Victorian Says Melbourne AFL Clubs Should Automatically Make Finals Because They Had A Longer Lockdown
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the bitterness of Melbourne’s winter continues unseasonably into late September, it seems the city’
Nation Starting To Think Maybe Murdoch And Liberals Were Lying About Negative Gearing Being Good For Us
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the housing crisis intensifies to the point where even the kids of the media and
Greens Senator Whish-Wilson Spits His Green Smoothie Out Seeing Colleagues Calling For Hostile Takeover The RBA
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Greens Senator Peter Whish-Wilson, a former Wall Street banker and economics lecturer, was left flabbergasted this
Boyfriend Winds Chapstick All The Way Up And Applies It Like Lippy
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local man who has no need for chapstick other than the fact that he appears
With No AFL Teams In The Final, Melbourne Residents Forced To Embrace The Multicultural Football
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In what almost feels like a parallel universe, it seems that Melbourne are dominating the NRL,
Token Office Kiwi Admits That Was Actually A Pretty Good Game Bro
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In a rare moment of vulnerability, the token office Kiwi has begrudgingly admitted that the Wallabies
Victoria, South Australia And Western Australia Simply Don’t Get AFL Like We Do In The Heartland
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some shocking news over the last 48 hours, the weekend past has confirmed that the
Bouncer Deeply Concerned You May Have Had More Than 2 Great Northerns Before Arriving Here At 11:45PM
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A vigilant yet completely reasonable nightclub bouncer working the door at a mildly popular venue in
Government Reveals Plans To Rename Great Koala National Park To Below Average Largely De-Forested Koala National Park
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The State government of NSW has today quietly updated one of its ‘signature pieces of environmental
“Can I Have The Last Taco?” Begs Sober Mate Getting No Value Out Of Bottomless Brunch
KEITH T. DENNETT | REAL LIFE | CONTACT A local girl is cursing the concept of bottomless brunches today as she attempts