Local Tight Arse Needs Two Wallets To Carry All His Coffee Stamp Cards
KEITH T. DENNET | South | Contact A local tightarse is once again defending his fiscal proclivities this week, in the face
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Boss Tracking Worker’s Every Move Told To Come Look At Why Bloke Was On Toilet For 10 Minutes
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A local working class man has today told The Man to come with him on a
7 Ways That Aboriginal People Can Highlight Injustice Without ‘Going The Wrong Way About It’
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In case you haven’t been watching the news, Federal Senator Lidia Thorpe is facing backlash
Coles CEO Announces The Campbelltown Cockatoo Will Have To Work Off All Those Brioche Buns She Stole
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Coles CEO Leah Werkett has today told the press that even though these stories about the
Mate Who Let You Borrow Vape Tracks Its Every Movement Like A Dog Waiting For Its Ball Back
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman who still insists she’s not addicted to her vape has been spotted
Broke TV Network Loses Bid To Force Broke Rapist To Pony Up Security For The Next Lawyer’s Picnic
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Network Ten has lost their bid to force unpopular law student Bruce Lehrmann to put up
King Charles Lobsters Himself On Last Day In Australia After Falling Asleep On Coogee Beach
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The man who operates under the technical title of Australia’s Sovereign is today wincing his
Local Man Wonders Why He’s Never Seen His Old Boy Without A Beard
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Betoota Heights computer enjoyer Liam Carter has found himself pondering one of his life’s great
Sua’ali’i Now Has The Opportunity To Do Funniest Thing Ever In First 7 Minutes Of Wallabies Debut
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT High profile rugby league convert, Joseph-Aukuso Suaalii has been picked for the Wallabies before playing one
After Ten Years Of Staring At Spreadsheets, Local Office Worker Is Now A DJ On The Side
A local millennial man has this weekend shared some videos of himself spinning some DJ decks, as part of his
Sick Puppy Prefers White Chocolate
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Local man Josh Prentice 30 has today confirmed suspicions that he’s just a bit off,
Office Manager Justifies Important Role With Hour-Long Meeting To Discuss Improving Efficiency In Meetings
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACT In a stunning display of irony, local office manager Karen Mitchell has spent over an hour
Australian PM And King Charles Bond Over The Fact That They Both Grew Up In Public Housing
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Aside from the odd heckle from Aboriginal senators in Parliament House, it can be confirmed that