Local Tight Arse Needs Two Wallets To Carry All His Coffee Stamp Cards
KEITH T. DENNET | South | Contact A local tightarse is once again defending his fiscal proclivities this week, in the face
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“She Can’t Lose Pennsylvania” Says Mate That’s One Tiktok Clip More Informed Than Rest Of Friends
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local TikTok user has highlighted the fact that she is one 30-second US politics explainer
Joe Biden Asks His Staffers How He’s Polling In Georgia
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In news from the big seat in US Politics, President Joe Biden is currently taking stock
“This Motherfucker Has Been Copying Me For Years” Claims Kochie As Karl Debuts Shaved Head And Glasses On US Election Telecast
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Former breakfast television economist David Koch has sensationally claimed that his longtime rival Karl Stefanovic has
Inner-City Wine Mum Has Been Following US Election Much More Closely Than Daughter’s HSC Performance
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local inner-city wine mum has today informed her daughter that she simply doesn’t have
“Trump’s Not That Bad” Says Man Who’s Never Really Had To Worry About Unplanned Pregnancies
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local contrarian has today successfully ruined his work colleagues, by telling them all to chill
Aussie Mansplainers Arrive At Work Ready For Their Big Day: “So Yeah, The Thing About Arizona Is…”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Americans are currently casting their ballots in the presidential race between Republican nominee former President Donald
Sky News Uncle Drafts Two Equally Unhinged Text Messages For Each Election Outcome
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact As the U.S. election count begins this afternoon Queensland Channel Country Time (QCCT) time, local
Broken Racegoer Abandons His $49 Tarocash Loafers And Continues Journey Into City Barefoot
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact After squinting his way through Ronan Keating’s performance and scanning a losing ticket half a
Report: At The End Of The Day, Aren’t We All Just Animals Being Exploited By The Rich? 😏
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A woman who’s chosen to say nup to the cup because the racing industry is
Racegoer Doesn’t Know It Now But He’ll Be In The Herald Sun Tomorrow Napping In His Tarocash Sleeping Bag
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man who made the trip down to Flemington for the day doesn’t know
Office Piss Wrecks And Office Animal Lovers Prepare For Day Of Sabotage And Betrayal
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Offices around the country are preparing for a day filled with deceit, sabotage, and betrayal not
Woke 94-Year-Old Refuses To Participate In Regional Nursing Home’s Melbourne Cup Luncheon
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | Contact In news from our humble regional centre, an enlightened great-grandmother is making a bold