Local Tight Arse Needs Two Wallets To Carry All His Coffee Stamp Cards
KEITH T. DENNET | South | Contact A local tightarse is once again defending his fiscal proclivities this week, in the face
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Trump Considers Quitting Politics Ahead Of 2nd Presidency After Watching Fitzy And Wippa’s 2016 Parody Song
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact CHAMPAGNE TAKE-DOWN: After securing the popular vote for the first time in his eight-year political career,
Friday Beer = Yummy!
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some breaking news from the schooner shop – Friday afternoon beer = yummy! The hard hitting news
Report: Golf Is Just A Hot Girl Walk Disguised As A Sport
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT WHATS THE TEE: In a groundbreaking report that’s shaking up the local sports community,
Mate Becomes A Thermal Engineer When It Comes Time To Loading Up The Esky
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The newest plus-one inclusion to a tight-knit circle of girlfriends in Betoota Grove has today stepped
Embarrassing Moment From Over 10 Years Ago Ruins Local Woman’s Shower
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT FML: In a twist of fate that’s left her reeling, local woman Emily Tran,
Enlightened Local Woman Miraculously Ties Every Conversation Back To Burning Man
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT LET IT BURN: In a stunning display of conversational prowess, local woman Sarah Thompson, 32,
“Fuck It, One More Year” Says 30-Something Australian In Berlin
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact After nearly five years of self-discovery, Taylor O’Sullivan, a 30-year-old Betoota Grove native, has made
British Girl In Sydney Still A Bit Rattled Even After Learning 10 Centimetre Huntsman ‘Is Fine’
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A British girl on a working holiday has confessed that her Australian housemate’s constant reminders
Liberals Expecting Big Swings In Northern Rivers And Blue Mountains After Vowing To Protect Misinformation
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact The Albanese government’s revamped bill to tackle online misinformation and disinformation has been criticised as
Poly Couple Blow Out Wedding Budget After Remembering Their Community Expects A Plus Two On The Invite
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A recently engaged poly couple have had to rework their wedding budget, after realising their initial
Man Fully On Board With Having Chip Put In His Brain If It Means He Doesn’t Have To Remember All Of His Passwords
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local Betoota Ponds man has today revealed to The Advocate his stance on a topical
Australian Media Forgets To Follow Up On That Bombshell Story That Conveniently Broke On US Election Day About Coalition Senator McKenzie Also Asking For A Fuckload Of Free Flight Upgrades From QANTAS
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some news from home soil, the Australian media has seemingly somehow missed a big story