Local Tight Arse Needs Two Wallets To Carry All His Coffee Stamp Cards
KEITH T. DENNET | South | Contact A local tightarse is once again defending his fiscal proclivities this week, in the face
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Jamie Oliver Shocked To Learn That He Wrote A Kids Book
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Celebrity chef and international brand name Jamie Oliver reportedly learned this week that he authored a
Light November Showers Cause Beautiful Jacaranda Trees To Become Nature’s Evil Slip Hazard
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Australians have once again become well aware of our love-hate relationship with the beautiful jacaranda tree.
Local Dad Rejects This Woke Shit, Prefers To Learn About His Racial Biases Through Comedic Side-Plots In Violent Cop Movies
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local dad who reckons he’s sick of all this ‘woke shit’ has admitted that
North Korean Media Reporting Kim Jong-Un Single-Handedly Wipes Out Entire Battalion Of Ukrainian Soldiers Before Killing Zelensky In Epic Shootout Inside Kyiv’s Presidential Palace
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact North Korean news outlets are reporting that Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Un has achieved what Western military
Kelpies Dance Routine Generates Anger Amongst Men Who Need 14 Schooners To Have That Much Fun
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT in some breaking news from our pebblecrete suburb of Betoota Heights, a local old boy has
Dutton Welcomes Comparisons To Potatoes And Voldemort Saying Dirty Lefties Are Missing The Point
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Opposition leader Peter Dutton brushed off recent and historic comparisons to a potato and unpopular fictional
Sydney Swans Grow Nervous About Half Their Fanbase Being Lured Back To Rugby After Wallabies Glory
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact With two Grand Final losses in three years – and a NSW fanbase demanding returns on their
Woman Starts Posting Cryptic ‘New Beginnings’ Quotes After Subtle Cleansing Of Relationship Pics
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACT Sarah Jenkins (26), has recently embarked on what can only be described as a deeply cryptic
Doctor Calls Your Name Right When The Judge Judy Episode Starts Getting Heated
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACT Local Betoota Heights woman, Jamie Wilkins (32), has shared her heart-wrenching experience of having her name
Mate Who Used to Work At Optus Now Perpetual Tech Support To Friends And Family
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT It’s been two years since George Hanlan (28) left his job at a suburban Optus
Woman Who Struggles Opening Jars And Identifying Random Countries Flags Really Needs A Boyfriend
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Heights woman has concluded that she really does need a boyfriend, after struggling to
Eccentric Kid Who Used To Make ‘Potions’ Out Of Mud, Really Into Essential Oils Now
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACT Millie Patterson, the once-legendary backyard alchemist who spent her childhood making ‘potions’ from mud, has announced