Local Tight Arse Needs Two Wallets To Carry All His Coffee Stamp Cards
KEITH T. DENNET | South | Contact A local tightarse is once again defending his fiscal proclivities this week, in the face
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“Oh How Did That Get In There,” Laughs Boyfriend Pulling 6-Pack Out Of Grocery Bag
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local boyfriend has pulled it off, it can be confirmed. Local Betoota Heights man Eli
‘She’s Always Out Late Partying’ Complains Bloke Who Met Girlfriend Out Late Partying
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A bloke that met his girlfriend at a rave a few months ago has today been
Report: If Social Media Ban Includes Video Games, How Will Young Boys Discover Who Mum’s Been Rooting?
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As the government moves forward with their plans to ban people under the age of sixteen
Bebo Makes Unlikely Comeback As Under-16s Prepare For Social Media Apocalypse
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Once-popular social media service, Bebo, is making a comeback with young people across Australia as they
ABC Lands The White Whale Of Radio Announcers: A Well Known Footballer Who Also Likes Books And Shit
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact One of the ABC’s strongest media brands, Radio Melbourne, has this week announced some big
Donald Trump Unveils Hulk Hogan As New Secretary Of Defence
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT While the former president of the United States isn’t officially back in the top job
NSW Government Tells Nurses To Recruit A Few More Blokes If They Want That Pay Rise
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Newcastle Sydney and Wollongong (NSW) Government has today issued an ultimatum to the state’s
New Diplomatic Strategy Announced To Help Heal Shaky Relationship Between Rudd And Trump
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT The Foreign Minister’s office has devised a plan so crazy it might just work. With
NSW Still Waiting For Their Hopeless Government To Give Them A Train That’s On Par With QLD’s Glorious Tilt Train
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The people of New South Wales continue to wait for a train that could rival Queensland’
Saving Lives While Being Spat On, Bitten And Shat On Probably Worth A Pay Rise Too – Says Everyone
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact The nation have today concluded that people who spend their days saving the lives of patients
Aussie Holidayers Abuse Airline Staff For Being Unable To Stop Remote Indonesian Volcano Eruption
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact If the last few years weren’t bad enough for the ground staff of Australian airlines,
Calls Grow For Kevin Rudd To Be Replaced By The Trump Whisperer Greg Norman
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Horse cock Queenslander Greg Norman is being touted as a possible replacement for Kevin Rudd as