Local Tight Arse Needs Two Wallets To Carry All His Coffee Stamp Cards
KEITH T. DENNET | South | Contact A local tightarse is once again defending his fiscal proclivities this week, in the face
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Australia Reaffirms Its Inflated Sense Of Self And Implements World First Social Media Ban
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact Australian politicians are patting themselves on the back today, after achieving greatness once again. That’s
Local Woman Nails ‘Focused Employee’ Look While Online Shopping During Meeting
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACT In a masterclass of corporate camouflage, a local woman has nailed the ‘focused employee’ look, flawlessly
Underpaid Nurse Mum And Gambling Addict Dad In Rental At Least Relieved Their Kid Is Banned From Snapchat
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A pair of rapidly ageing parents are today breathing a huge sigh of relief. The source
Clucky Local Man Makes It His Mission To Get A Smile Out Of Unimpressed Baby In Elevator
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A man in an elevator was more determined than ever to get the baby in the
Kim Williams Tries To Repair Relationship With Rogan By Calling For 7:30 Investigation Into How Strong Gorillas Are
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The Chair of the Australian Broadcasting Corporation has this evening moved to show how agile and
Report Finds Huge Numbers Of Australian Millennials Suffering CTE From Childhood Hulk Hand Toys
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A shocking report has revealed that thousands of millennials now suffer from CTE after being punched
Gen-Z Learns The Joys Of ‘Hanging Out’ And ‘Community’ Through New Wave Of Look-A-Like Contests
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Many are saying that the newest viral trend of public lookalike contests marks Gen Z’s
ABC Chairman Admits He Was Wrong About Joe Rogan After Receiving Rational And Measured Feedback From Men On The Internet
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact ABC Chairman Kim Wilson has received vast amount of helpful and interesting correspondence from random men
Australia’s Largest Export To The United States Receives Exemption From Any Future Tariff
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact President Donald Trump has announced that Australia’s largest export to the United States, News Corporation,
Australian Government Promises That Letting People Massively Overborrow On Mortgages Won’t Turn Out Like Last Time
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In some heartwarming news, the Labor government has promised their new ‘Help to Buy’ scheme will
Hometown Acquaintance Openly Admits To Violating Parole Conditions On Public Facebook Post
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact A former high school classmate has today shared his most recent criminal predicament with a vast
Property Prices In Sydney And Melbourne Set To Drop As Interest Rates Force First Home Buyers To Sell To Investors
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact In some more welcome news for the nation’s property investors, prices in Sydney and Melbourne